Impact of SLowdown on IT Employee's Family

Vijay (Calling his family from Amsterdam):

Good Evening Mom and Dad.  Where is my wife Sravya?

 

Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our

grandson Rahul from his school.

 

Vijay: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.

 

(By the time Sravya entered in to the house.. Vijay continue the meeting)

 

I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the

meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again

 

1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items

 

2. Family Strategy

 

2. Rahul's Education

 

3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad

 

I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).

Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking

care of?

 

Mom: Vijay, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making

products like Sambar, Rasam, Curd Rice, Vegetable Biriyani.I am not

comfortable in handling the tools for making Non Vegetarian products. You

suggest some training in Hlite. However after making these products, I am

giving to your Dad for Acceptance testing. Once he satisfied with the

quality of taste, we pass it to Dining Hall. One more thing, I would like

to share with you. As you have suggested during my appraisal discussion,

now I have stopped crying while watching mega serials in TV

 

Vijay: Sounds Good.

 

Vijay: Now coming to Dad. Dad can you please update us?

 

Dad: Yes. My dear son. I have completed my tasks by paying the current

bill and phone bill with in time.

 

Vijay: That's good

 

Dad: But I couldn't pay the premium amount of 9200.00 of the LIC plan

which you had taken for tax reduction purpose.

 

Vijay: It doesn't look nice dad. I have sent you the amount already and

given clear instructions.

Can you explain to me what went wrong?

 

Dad: On Tuesday night suddenly one of our team mate (your mom) fell

Down on the floor when she was running to catch Rahul. Then we took her

to hospital and spent that amount for her medical expenses.

 

Mom: Vijay, I would like to add on what your Dad said, that was true. I

got heavy injury in my legs and I was in hospital for two days. So now we

don't have money to pay for the premium.

 

Vijay: Sravya..! Would you aware of this? As a home lead, I expect you to

track these issues and send it to me on daily basis. What are you doing

(With stress on 'doing') after coming from college?

 

Sravya: Will do it Vijay. You know that the college, I am working is very

far from our home. Every day I come back home at 6 pm and sit with Rahul

for assisting him for doing his home work.

 

Vijay: Ok. Coming to second Agenda point .Due to this financial crisis we

need to change the strategy of running our family. I am looking for your

cooperation in the following cost cutting activities. I want to see the

cost benefit of 40 % in this month budget after implementing this

 

 

ü Asking servant maid to leave her job

 

ü Stop ordering Pizzas for dinner

 

ü Avoid Tooth paste and use Neem sticks/Banyan Tree Sticks

 

ü Wise to listen news from our near by portion when they watch news in TV

 

ü Every Saturday visit our relative's homes and spend the whole day

including break fast, lunch and Dinner

 

ü Don't invite anybody to our home. Sunday our relatives might come to

our house. Just lock the door outside and do your work inside silently.

 

ü Everybody assemble in adjacent street Saibaba temple on Sunday for

breakfast. They provide 'Pulihora' as 'prasadam' which is good in taste

 

ü Sravya ..  stop going for gym and Yoga class. Use Hand Grinder

(Replacement  of Mixie) instead of grinder and Mixie. Mom please give KT to

Sravya about this.

 

ü Don't buy excess of things and store it in Fridge. Use big Mud pots for

cool water.

 

ü Everybody go to bed early around 6:30 pm. Ask Rahul to do his homework

when he comes back from school immediately during the hours sunlight is

available. If not ask him to read under street light. He will become like

Lincoln (Former US President) one day.

 

ü Use as much of cycle for transportation to near by places(It will help you

to reduce fat and Cholesterol content)

 

ü I know you are eager to watch latest release 'Kotha Bangaru Lokam'. Don't

plan for that. Wail till next year Diwali to watch the same movie in MAA TV

 

If you have any clarifications contact Sravya@kitchen.com

 

Coming to second Agenda point. Sravya, can you please update me about

Rahul's Education. In which standard he is studying? Whether he got any

double promotion? He was writing annual exam for third standard when I

was leaving for Amsterdam.

 

Sravya: Vijay, I am bit worrying about his education. I have tracked his

efforts, schedule in our OHM+ tool. I found 20 % in Effort variance and 35

% in schedule deviation. His learning curve goes down in the control chart

which you can see in the report, I have sent you yesterday.

 

Vijay: Thanks for your measurements. I will review the report and we will

discuss it on next week's call. I have a client meeting now. So we will

discuss the third agenda item next week. Mom and Dad.. can you please

drop out from the call ?. I wanted to talk to Sravya about few personal

things and Dad, don't forget to circulate the MOM to every one.

 

Sravya: Hello Vijay..

 

Sravya: Hello.Hello.

 

Sravya: Hello.

 

<Tring.Tring..Tring.Line Got Disconnected>

 

Golden Telephone

A Writer decided to write a book about famous churches around the World.

 So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".

The Writer, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The Writer thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God.

"O.K., thank you," said the Writer.

He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France .

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 Per call" sign under it.

 

The Writer, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone.

  He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call."

 The Writer was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, Son - it's a Local Call".

 

This is the only heaven on the Earth.

 

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An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is something funny and inexplicable… AtMicrosoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened !!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON" FOLDER

MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
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MAGIC #3
Again this is something funny and can't be explained… At Microsoft thewhole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
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Reasons for sleeping and waking up early

 

Evening at 9 - 11pm: is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on health. Evening at 11pm - 1am: is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state. Early morning 1 - 3am: detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state. Early morning 3 - 5am: detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.   Morning 5 - 7am: detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.   Morning 7 - 9am: absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30am, for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 - 10am rather than no meal at all.   Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late. The top five cancer-causing foods are: 1. Hot dogs Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer Prevention Coalition advises that children eat no more than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can't live without hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate. 2. Processed meats and bacon Also high in the same sodium nitrates found in hot dogs, bacon, and other processed meats raise the risk of heart disease. The saturated fat in bacon also contributes to cancer.    3. Doughnuts Doughnuts are cancer-causing double trouble. First, they are made with white flour, sugar, and hydrogenated oils, then fried at high temperatures. Doughnuts, says Adams , may be the worst food you can possibly eat to raise your risk of cancer.     4. French fries Like doughnuts, French fries are made with hydrogenated oils and then fried at high temperatures. They also contain cancer- causing acryl amides which occur during the frying process. They should be called cancer fries, not French fries, said Adams ..    5. Chips, crackers, and cookies All are usually made with white flour and sugar. Even the ones whose labels claim to be free of trans-fats generally contain small amounts of trans-fats.       BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS 1. No Breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease. 4. High Sugar consumption Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development. 5. Air Pollution The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency. 6. Sleep Deprivation Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells. 7. Head covered while sleeping Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects. 8. Working your brain during illness Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain. 9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage. 10. Talking Rarely Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain The main causes of liver damage are: 1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause. 2. Not urinating in the morning. 3. Too much eating. 4. Skipping breakfast. 5. Consuming too much medication. 6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener. 7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.

8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to 'schedule.'

 

 

Team Work

Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster .

They decided to settle the argument with a race.

They agreed on a route and started off the race. The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time. Then seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, he thought he'd sit under a tree for some time and relax before continuing the race. He sat under the tree and soon fell asleep.  The tortoise plodding on overtook him and soon finished the race, emerging as the undisputed champ. The hare woke up and realized that he'd lost the race.

 

The moral- "Slow and steady wins the race. This is the version of the story that we've all grown up with."

 

THE STORY DOESN'T END HERE

 

There are few more interesting things.....it continues as follows......

 

The hare was disappointed at losing the race and he did some soul-searching. He realized that he'd lost the race only because he had been overconfident, careless and lax. If he had not taken things for granted, there's no way the tortoise could have beaten him. So he challenged the tortoise to another race. The tortoise agreed. This time, the hare went all out and ran without stopping from start to finish. He won by several miles.

 

The moral - " Fast and consistent will always beat the slow and steady. It's good to be slow and steady; but it's better to be fast and reliable."

 

THE STORY DOESN'T END HERE

 

The tortoise did some thinking this time, and realized that there's no way it can beat the hare in a race the way it was currently formatted.

 

It thought for a while, and then challenged the hare to another race, but on a slightly different route. The hare agreed. They started off. In keeping with his self-made commitment to be consistently fast, the hare took off and ran at top speed until he came to a broad river. The finishing line was a couple of kilometres on the other side of the river. The hare sat there wondering what to do. In the meantime the tortoise trundled along, got into the river, swam to the opposite bank, continued walking and finished the race.

 

The moral - "First identify your core competency and then change the playing field to suit your core competency."

 

THE STORY STILL HASN'T ENDED

 

The hare and the tortoise, by this time, had become pretty good friends and they did some thinking together. Both realized that the last race could have been run much better So they decided to do the last race again, but to run as a team this time. They started off, and this time the hare carried the tortoise till the riverbank. There, the tortoise took over and swam across with the hare on his back. On the opposite bank, the hare again carried the tortoise and they reached the finishing line together. They both felt a greater sense of satisfaction than they'd felt earlier.

 

The moral - "It's good to be individually brilliant and to have strong core competencies; but unless you're able to work in a team and harness each other's core competencies, you'll always perform below par because there will always be situations at which you'll do poorly and someone else does well.  Teamwork is mainly about situational leadership, letting the person with the relevant core competency for a situation take leadership. Note that neither the hare nor the tortoise gave up after failures. The hare decided to work harder and put in more effort after his failure. The tortoise changed his strategy because he was already working as hard as he could."

 

In life, when faced with tough situations,

Sometimes it is appropriate to work harder and put in more effort.

Sometimes it is appropriate to change strategy and try something different.

And sometimes it is appropriate to do both.

 

The hare and the tortoise also learnt another vital lesson.

 When we stop competing against a rival and instead start competing against the situation, we perform far better.

 

"Effort is important, but knowing where to put an effort in our life makes all the difference"

 

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A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

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Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

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Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our porch."

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5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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1) Qus. : What are you doing ?
Ans.: Business.
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2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business ?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
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3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods ?
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7) Qus. : Do you have Staff ?
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9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank ?
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10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner ?
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Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX !
 
12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX !
 
13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount ?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX !
 
14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX !
 
15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going ?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX !
 
16) Qus. : Have you purchased House ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE  !
 
17) Qus. : How you Travel ?
Ans.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE !
 
18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &  SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX  ! ! !
 
19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY