1) Qus. : What are you doing ?
Ans.: Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX !
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business ?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX ! !
3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods ?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI !
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods ?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX !
5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods ?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY !
6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX !
7) Qus. : Do you have Staff ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX !
8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX !
9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank ?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX !
10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner ?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX !
11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX !
12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX !
13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount ?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX !
14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX !
15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going ?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX !
16) Qus. : Have you purchased House ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) Qus. : How you Travel ?
Ans.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE !
18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX ! ! !
19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax ?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
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