Women are women

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialled 911,and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my new bracelet? 

Winning Hearts And Minds

 

Some people have inherent special qualities that enable them to master all situations. Such individuals can, when they come to a gathering, win the hearts and minds of people simply by making an appearance there. It is said of them: They came, they saw, they conquered.

 

This kind of ability to win love is not the monopoly of extraordinary people. Any ordinary person also can win the hearts and minds of people, provided he knows the law of nature.

 

According to Nature, all human beings have two different qualities: ego and conscience. The ego symbolizes arrogance, and the conscience, modesty. For instance, there could be a difference of opinion between two individuals, A and B. A might enter into a heated exchange, refusing to give B due respect and honour. This kind of behavior is bound to provoke B, who might try to teach A a lesson. A psychologist offers this analysis: When ones ego is touched, it turns into super ego and the result is breakdown.
 
In this case A presented a challenge to B and Bs ego gained the upper hand due to arrogance. On the other hand, if, instead of getting provoked and acting out of ego, had B opted for a compromise, or if A had restrained himself from provoking B in the first place, there would be no conflict.

In all likelihood, greater understanding would enable better relations between A and B; they would no longer be rivals bent on outdoing the other. There is scope for friendship now where earlier, there was only ill feeling. When ones conscience is touched, it turns into super conscience and the result is complete surrender

 

This formula is within our reach, and can be used quite successfully. However, there are certain risks involved.

There is every possibility that in a sensitive situation where the ego is involved, the other person becomes even more arrogant. He will react more aggressively. He will be more dangerous than before. But that is only if you allow the ego to become your master. The ego is a bad master but a good servant. Fear of a situation arising in which one is completely directed by the ego is unfounded, because when the ego gains predominance it is because of ignorance of the power of nature. So all one needs to do is to try and be less ignorant; to learn how to think positive and keep ones ego under control.

According to nature if you challenge someone's ego, your success is doubtful but when you challenge someone's conscience, then your success is guaranteed by nature. People generally know the power of fighting but a wise man will tell you that the power of positive thinking  is greater than the power of either ego or conscience. At the time of a controversy, if you choose to fight, you will need arms but when you opt for the positive thinking , you don't need any arms. The power of positive behaviour can triumph over the power of negativity, while the power of negativity cannot win anything it can only lead to destruction.

 

The choice is ours:
To opt for positive, peaceful methods to create better understanding, thereby contributing to universal togetherness with compassion and surrender or to take a combative stand, giving the ego a free hand, causing unhappiness all around

25 yr old son & OLD man

 

 

One old man was sitting with his 25 yr old son in the train.

 

Train is about to leave the station.

 

All passengers are settling down their seat.

 

As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity.

 

He was sitting on the window side.

 

He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, "Papa see all trees are going behind".

 

Old man smile and admired son feelings.

 

Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son.

 

They were little awkward with the attitude of 25 yr old man behaving like a small child.

 

Suddenly young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train"

 

Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.

 

Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man's hand.

 

He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.

 

He shouted again, "Papa it's raining, water is touching me, see papa"

 

Couple couldn't help themselves and ask the old man.

 

"Why don't you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son."

 

Old man said,

 

"Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today only my son got his eye sight for first time in his life".

 

Moral: "Don't draw conclusions until you know all the facts".

 

Excerpt from Jiddu Krishna Murthy - The River Of Life

 

Idont know if on your walks you have noticed a long,narrow pool beside the river.Some fishermen must have dug it,and it is not connected with the river.The river is flowing steadily,deep and wide,but the pool is heavy with scum because it is not connected with the life of the river,and there are no fish in it.It is a stagnant pool,and the deep river,full of life and vitality,flows swiftly along.

 

Now,dont you think human beings are like that They dig a little pool for themselves away from the swift current of life,and in that little pool they stagnate,die;and this stagnation,this decay we call existence.That is,we all want a state of permanency;we want certain desires to last forever,we want pleasures to have no end.We dig a little hole and barricade ourselves in it with our families,with our ambitions,our cultures,our fears,our gods,our various forms of worship,and there we die,letting life go by that life which is impermanent,constantly changing,which is so swift,which has such enormous depths,such extraordinary vitality and beauty.

Have you not noticed that if you sit quietly on the bank of the river you hear its song the lapping of the water,the sound of the current going by There is always a sense of movement,an extraordinary movement towards the wider and the deeper.In the little pool,there is no movement at all;its water is stagnant This is what most of us want: little stagnant pools of existence away from life.We say that our pool existence is right,and we have invented a philosophy to justify it;we have developed social,political,economic,and religious theories in support of it,and we dont want to be disturbed because what we are after is a sense of permanency.

 

To seek permanency means wanting that which is pleasurable to continue indefinitely,and wanting that which is not pleasurable to end as quickly as possible.We want the name that we bear to be known and to continue through family,through property.We want a sense of permanency in our relationships,in our activities,which means that we are seeking a lasting,continuous life in the stagnant pool;we dont want any real changes there,so we have built a society which guarantees us the permanency of property,of name,of fame... Life is like the river: endlessly moving on,ever seeking,exploring,pushing,overflowing its banks,penetrating every crevice with its water.But the mind wont allow that to happen to itself.The mind sees that it's dangerous,risky to live in a state of impermanency,insecurity,so it builds a wall around itself Religion is the feeling of goodness,that love which is like the river,living,moving everlastingly.In that state there is no longer any search at all,and this ending of search is the beginning of something totally different.The search for God,for truth,the feeling of being completely good not the cultivation of goodness,of humility,but the seeking out of something beyond the inventions and tricks of the mind,which means having a feeling for that something,living in it,being it that is true religion.But you can do that only when you leave the pool you have dug for yourself and go out into the river of life.

 

Perfect Timings to Drink Water

 

 

Perfect timing to drink water, will maximize its effectiveness on the Human body.

 

Two (02) glasses of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs

 

One (01) glass of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion

 

One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure

 

One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack

 

 

10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life

  
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.
 
2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.
 
3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.
 
4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.
 
5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.
 
6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
 
7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
 
8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.
 
10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other.

Definitions of Designations in IT

 

       • Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

 

       • Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

 

       • Onsite Coordinator  is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

  

       • Client  is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

  

       • Marketing Manager  is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

  

       • Resource Optimization Team  thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with   zero resources.

  

       • Documentation Team  thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

  

       • Quality Auditor  is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

  

       • Tester  is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

  

       • HR Manager  is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

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What does it take to be happy in a relationship?

 

What does it take to be happy in a relationship? If you're working to improve your marriage, here are a few habits of happy couples.

 

1. Go to bed at the same time
Remember the beginning of your relationship, when you couldn't wait to go to bed with each other to make love? Happy couples resist the temptation to go to bed at different times. They go to bed at the same time, even if one partner wakes up later to do things while their partner sleeps.

 

2. Cultivate common interests
After the passion settles down, it's common to realise that you have few interests in common. But don't minimise the importance of activities you can do together that you both enjoy. If common interests are not present, happy couples develop them. At the same time, be sure to cultivate interests of your own; this will make you more interesting to your mate and prevent you from appearing too dependent.

 

3. Walk hand in hand or side by side
Rather than one partner lagging or dragging behind the other, happy couples walk comfortably hand in hand or side by side. They know it's more important to be with their partner than to see the sights along the way.

 

4. Make trust and forgiveness your default mode
If and when they have a disagreement or argument, and if they can't resolve it, happy couples default to trusting and forgiving rather than distrusting and begrudging.

 

5. Focus more on what your partner does right than what he or she does wrong
If you look for things your partner does wrong, you can always find something. If you look for what he or she does right, you can always find something, too. It all depends on what you want to look for. Happy couples accentuate the positive.

 

6. Hug each other as soon as you see each other after work
Our skin has a memory of "good touch" (loved), "bad touch" (abused) and "no touch" (neglected). Couples who say hello with a hug keep their skin bathed in the "good touch," which can inoculate your spirit against anonymity in the world.

 

7. Say "I love you" and "Have a good day" every morning
This is a great way to buy some patience and tolerance as each partner sets out each day to battle traffic jams, long lines and other annoyances.

 

8. Say "Good night" every night, regardless of how you feel
This tells your partner that, regardless of how upset you are with him or her, you still want to be in the relationship. It says that what you and your partner have is bigger than any single upsetting incident.

 

9. Do a "weather" check during the day
Call your partner at home or at work to see how his or her day is going. This is a great way to adjust expectations so that you're more in sync when you connect after work. For instance, if your partner is having an awful day, it might be unreasonable to expect him or her to be enthusiastic about something good that happened to you.

 

10. Be proud to be seen with your partner
Happy couples are pleased to be seen together and are often in some kind of affectionate contact - hand on hand or hand on shoulder or knee or back of neck. They are not showing off but rather just saying that they belong with each other.

 

Happy couples have different habits than unhappy couples. A habit is a discrete behaviour that you do automatically and that takes little effort to maintain. It takes 21 days of daily repetition of a new a behaviour to become a habit. So select one of the behaviours in the list above to do for 21 days and voila, it will become a habit...and make you happier as a couple. And if you fall off the wagon, don't despair, just apologize to your partner, ask their forgiveness and recommit yourself to getting back in the habit.

 If there was one key to happiness in love and life, and possibly even success, it would be to go into each conversation you have with this commandment to yourself front and foremost in your mind, "Just Listen."

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Clean your Kidneys... with DHANIYA

 

Years pass by and our kidneys are filtering the blood by removing salt, poison and any unwanted entering our body. With time, the salt accumulates and this needs to undergo cleaning treatments and how are we going to overcome this?

It is very easy, first take a bunch of parsley (MALLI Leaves) KOTHIMBIR (DHANIYA)and wash it clean

 

Then cut it in small pieces and put it in a pot and pour clean water and boil it for ten minutes and let it cool down and then filter it and pour in a clean bottle and keep it inside refrigerator to cool.

 

Drink one glass daily and you will notice all salt and other accumulated poison coming out of your kidney by urination also you will be able to notice the difference which you never felt before.

 

Parsley is known as best cleaning treatment for kidneys and it is natural! 

 

Reincarnation (Joke)

 

 

Anil came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

 

He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

 

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. 'Who the hell are you?' Demanded Anil, 'and what are you doing in my bedroom?'.

 

The mysterious Man answered 'This isn't your bedroom and I'm Yamraj'.

 

Anil was stunned 'You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away'.

 

Yamraj replied 'Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.'

 

Anil was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

 

A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. 'This ain't so bad' he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

 

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said 'So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?'

 

It's not so bad' replies Anil, 'but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode'.

 

You're ovulating' explained the rooster, 'don't tell me you've never laid an egg before'.

 

'Never' replies Anil

 

'Well just relax and let it happen'

 

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail.

 

An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

 

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!

 

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting

 

Anil, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting on the bed'.

 

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