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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Definitions of Designations in IT

 

       • Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

 

       • Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

 

       • Onsite Coordinator  is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

  

       • Client  is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

  

       • Marketing Manager  is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

  

       • Resource Optimization Team  thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with   zero resources.

  

       • Documentation Team  thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

  

       • Quality Auditor  is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

  

       • Tester  is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

  

       • HR Manager  is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

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