God in Funny Mood

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A man was praying to god.

 

He said, "God?"

 

God responded, "Yes?"

 

And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"

 

 

 

"Go right ahead", God said.

 

"God, what is a million years to you?"

 

God said, "A million years to me is only a second."

 

The man wondered.

 

Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

 

God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."

 

So the man said, "God can I have a penny?"

 

And God cheerfully said,

 

"Sure!.......just a second."

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