Husband & Wife

Husband: (Returning late form work) "Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in."

Wife: Have you brought the ring?
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife: But I told you in the morn...
Husband: Erroneous syntax.

Wife: What about my new blouse?
Husband: Variable not found...

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters. Abort!

Wife: It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: Default Parameter.

Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: Access denied. File in use...

Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot