Funny Jokes

A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits.
The personnel manager informed her they had group health
and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the
employee's pay.

She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as
well as five years salary for life insurance, a month's sick
leave and they paid the full premiums."

"I can't help but asking, madam, why you would leave a job
with such benefits," the interviewer replied.

The woman shrugged her shoulders and said,
"The company went bankrupt."

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A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read
"Unique Breakfast", so he walked in and sat down.

The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.

"What's your 'Unique Breakfast'?" he asked inquisitively.

"Baked tongue of chicken," she replied proudly.

"Baked tongue of chicken? Do you have ANY idea how disgusting that
is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a
chicken's mouth!" the man fumed.

Undaunted, the waitress asked, "Well, what would you like then, sir?"

The man replied, "Just bring me some scrambled eggs."

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The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open
a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told
the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. Finally, she
went to the pastor's study and asked for help.

The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial.
After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly
for a moment. Finally, he looked serenely heavenward and his
lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and
quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock.

The teacher was amazed, "I'm in awe of your faith, pastor."

"It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is written
on a piece of tape on the ceiling."